~~ INDIAN ENGLISH ~~
An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words:
green,
pink and
yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun.
I see the
green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a
pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a
yellow banana,
a
green pepper and in the evening I watch the
pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"
green green", I "
pink" up the phone and I say "
yellow"
